I knew this moment would come.
By reviewing things you are offering a personal opinion on something that someone has put time and effort into. I dont believe that people entirely set out to make bad products, so I tend to be a bit more positive about things. But I always knew that one day I'd see something that others enjoy that I didn't.
So here we are. Jurassic World.
I will make two comparisons with the original film.
Firstly, the dinosaurs look SLIGHTLY better than they did twenty years ago.
Secondly, there's a scene in the original where Laura Dern explores a huge pile of dino-crap. I felt like they'd just picked that pile up and recycled it into the script.
The plot centers around...
Geez, do you need me to tell you?
Blah,blah,blah,genetically engineered dinosaurs, blah, theme park, blah, something goes wrong, blah, people get eaten, blah, lead characters get chased by lead dinosaur, blah, saved at last...Read more